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The Stoned Ape

A brief history of mankind according to a theory that apes at one point ate shrooms which doubled the size of their brains in a mere 2 million years, aka making us awesome today. This is actually an intro to a Comedy Central pilot, Thunderbrain…woulda never guessed that. It goes hard. #THINK!


Spring Valley

I love ads. Maybe thats why I’m in marketing.


haha great!

“Heaven has a Target!!”

One of my favorite SNL skits, featuring Justin Timberlake and the always funny Kristen Wiig. Watch it every time I’m high basically.

Nick-na nick nick nick Nickelodeon!

I always wanted to climb to the top of this first and hoist the glow stick-like trophy above my head.

What happened to all those great Nickelodeon shows? ‘Cause lord knows what people are watching these days. Can we just discuss for a minute how awesome some of these shows were? One of my favorites was for sure Nickelodeon’s GUTS! Basically a young, athletic kid’s dream, with obstacle courses of all kinds and every sport that you can imagine taken to the next level. My personal favorites were Mad Max and Basic Training, (yeah, I had to look the names up, shoot me). In one you would drive around in a sitting down tricycle type thing passing speed bumps and more to get the best lap time and the other was a crazy obstacle course including everything you can imagine. Read the rest of this entry